Born in Namibia, now I live in South Africa, don't have 2 leg children, my little 4 legged brats are my life.I'm a complete mongrel - I have German/Danish/Austrian/Dutch/French/Southern Italian as well as a smattering of Black and Malay blood (the latter courtesy of one of my slave ancestors). I feel like I don't belong anywhere in particular - but the other side of the coin is that I belong almost everywhere....Love reading, I speak a couple of languages (sort of, kinda), and have a deep and disturbing obsession with cosmetics. Oh and I love, love, love this site....
Age:
44
My Drink:
Just a little
Makeup Style:
Just Enough
Country:
South Africa
Eye Color:
Green
Skin Type:
Dry
Skin Tone:
Fair
Special Skin Characteristics:
Sensitive
Hair Color:
Blonde
Color Is:
Dyed
Hair Type:
Straight
Hair Texture:
Fine
Special Hair Characteristics:
Thinning
Frizzy
Dry
Split Ends
Vices:
Shopping
Drinking
Coffee
Spa Treatments
Lipstick
Face Creams
Shampoos/Conditioners
Eyeshadows
Blushes
Desert Island Items:
my dogs and sunblock
mo' sunblock
twice as much sunblock
My Beauty Secret:
Use a ton of Retin A to keep wrinkles at bay, and massage your skin with a mixture of Udo's oil, and castor oil to deal with the flaking skin retinoids cause.
My Routine:
At my age? Like 3 hours (intervals for naps excluded). And never mind the wine - I need vitamins and tonics on ice
My Horror Story:
When I had long hair, and used to layer the front, and one day the hairdresser made a bit of a mess, and said 'why don't we go a little shorter with the front'. I ended up with, can you say it? (oh the shame)a mmmm uuuulll let.
My Celebrity Look-a-like:
Marilyn Monroe??????????????? I don't even have boobies. Obviously these people are drunk, high, and need prescription glasses.
I swear by Retin A but its a bitch to use. You have to find your own way of using it - but it really keeps wrinkles at bay. Why just the other night some poor child asked me if I was as old as 28 bwahahahaha. I suggested he make his next stop the eye doctor, but generally people think I'm about 10 yrs younger than I am, so it must be doing something.
Retin A and the fierce African sun do not an advisable combination make. Without sunblock, I would not be able to leave the house. Seriously. Think vampires who get fritzed by the sun.Or I'd have to give up on Retin A, and then my face would collapse into wrinkles like the Picture of Dorian Grey - nooooooooooooo
My hair is fried from all the peroxide (I think a few brain cells may have been included in the destruction). Here's the thing. I started going grey when I was 18 (platinum blond as a child, darker blond as I got older). Grey not so bad. The real problem is I have about 5 patches of normal coloured hair. No hairdresser has ever got it right - whatever covers the grey, makes the dark patches stand out even more. So eventually I grabbed the bleach in utter desperation, and voila - all hair is now the same colour. It's not ideal, but I don't know what else to do - any advice would be most welcome. Plus my hair is thinning from thyroid problems (oh getting older is so not for sissies).