ANATOMICALS! EYE CREAM ,YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR EYE CREAM!
Hello studio audience - Jeanasina here! Today I’m going to be talking to you about anatomicals “eye cream… you scream, we all scream for eye cream”! This company is so off the charts fun I don’t know that anything I can say could possibly be more clever or as funny as this company is! Honey, the spotlight is totally on anatomicals, I’m just the prop guy in the back laughing at their material! Listen to what it says on the tube! “regenerating eye cream for value, performance and cuteness…” How adorable is that! What eye cream EVER says anything about being ‘cute’ as part of the results of using their eye cream! Man it’s been a long LONG time since anyone used the words “she’s cute!” on me! I’d horde the stuff and eat it just totally hoping I get to be thought of as cute again one more time in this lifetime! Nobody says ‘cute’ anymore.
These days all you hear is, “She’s hot!” If you overhear guys sometimes when they are checking out a girl, one guy inevitably will say in a high voice “She is one FINE lookin’ woman” and then make some gestures to go along with his admiring glances. On TV when they want you to buy their lipstick - they tell you that if you use their lipstick you’ll be sultry, daring, sizzling, exotic and completely compelling! Not once do they say “Use our lipstick and you’ll look really cute!” Like I said, people don’t use the word ‘cute’ anymore very often, at least not when looking directly at me!
I think I mentioned before I’d just love to own this store if they opened one in my town! Oh man, EVERYBODY would be in the store and the ENERGY in this store has to be really great all the time! I mean these people get to come up with off the wall names for their products! I wish I worked for them just to help come up with more hysterical names for great products! Their philosophy seems to be…
Whatever you look like,
whatever shape you are in
We only want you for your body.
They have that last line on most of their containers too. Ingenious marketing!
Clever and creative names for every single product! A month or so ago we reviewed “No Old Bags Allowed” -and we LOVE IT! I mean really! “No Old Bags Allowed”!!! - Do you think for one minute Estee Lauder is EVER going to call their line of eye cream, “No Old Bags Allowed”? NEVER! But anatomicals must have known they have a great product line - the items they sell all WORK great! The feedback is always that people are really happy with the quality and results of their products…SO…….if people already are sold on the product, then…how about if we just name each item ANY THING WE WANT TO! And that, is what I think, they did! They have a cream called “Puffy the eye bag slayer”!!! - I want to work there and help create these names! Can you imagine how much fun they must have every day? They must bounce names off of one another and bust a gut laughing and then spend hours narrowing it down to which is the funniest name for their newest product and then they start all over again!
You use the… Eye Cream, You scream, We All Scream for Eye Cream…twice a day. You are to apply it to the ‘delicate eye area’ I’m never sure just how much of the eye area is considered ‘delicate‘, so I pretty much swathe just about the entire eye socket and the circumference around that and I think I have it covered. I’d use the no old bags allowed when I felt that my eyes had reached a very unflattering hag like quality. It definitely helped perk them up!
I have a lot of eye creams - everybody wants to win the race for best eye cream! I mean, where do you even start? Even though we watch our eyes like vultures looking to see if there is a new laugh line or crinkle that wasn’t there the day before - is there really any cream that can honestly bring your eyes back to the way when you were in your 20’s? I don’t think so - not really. But in the meantime, I still believe that using eye cream is important and I never miss a day or night of putting it on! The Anatomicals Eye Cream, You Scream, We All Scream for Eye Cream is odorless, comes out in a white cream which turns completely transparent the moment you touch it and put it around your eye. It feels a bit cool when you put it on; but it’s a nice feeling. I liked this cream a lot but.
Anatomicals is on Facebook! This review might have been even longer but I got totally sucked into their Facebook page. Look at it - you are definitely going to like it! Just start with looking at their “INFO” page! Once you get there you can read the names of all their fun products! Listen to this, they have a bar of soap that’s called “Get your filthy hands on me”! I wonder how the scenario would play out if, at the exact second I came home with that soap in my bag, my husband happened to drive up on his Harley and ask me “What’s in the bag dear?” If I looked back at him and answered “Get your filthy hands on me”…would he assume I’m talking to him and act on it?
Have any of you tried this screaming eye cream or scanned the website!
Click on http://www.anatomicals.net/ to order or to watch their promo video which you WILL watch more than once just to see these people in the photos again! Everything about anatomicals is just so out there and so much fun! Everything from the visuals to the colorful packaging to the names of the products to the sound effects …EXTREME DELIGHTFULNESS!
Who else is gaga for all things anatomicals!?!
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This sounds great. I've been looking for an eye cream. I don't really have bags so I wasn't going to get the no old bags allowed cream. I love the marketing of anatomicals to but I don't know if they actually work or not.
Great review! I am 25 and i am seeing first eye wrinkles.... So sad! I am trying all different things but I am guessing those wrinkles are here to stay. I hope to prevent any more coming. My question is- can we apply eye cream on the top of eye too, or just under? A girl as Estee Lauder counter told me I should not apply eye cream on top of eye, as it will get into my eyes and cause cataracts or something else horrible!Anyone knows if there is any truth to it? Since i am thinking top area of my eyes also need some treatment.
faith! Great questions! I did a little research on eye creams and found some helpful advice on eyeskincream.org ."5 Big Reasons to Use Anti Wrinkle Eye Cream
When was the last time you applied some anti wrinkle eye cream or gel to the area around your eyes? If you think that you can just use the same cream that you use on your face around your eyes, think again.
The skin around your eyes is different than the skin on your face and you need a cream or gel that is made specifically for the area around your eyes. It is especially important to use eye cream or gel if you want to look younger and rejuvenated because nothing will make you look older than dark circles or baggy eyelids.
Here are 5 big reasons why you should get out there and find anti wrinkle eye cream.
1. The skin around your eyes has very thin membranes and the creams that are made for face care are designed to deeply penetrate. An anti wrinkle eye cream is specially formulated for the skin around your eyes and won't do any harm. You have to find an eye gel or cream that has effective ingredients that won't penetrate too deeply because that can cause irritation.
2. A good anti-aging skin care regimen absolutely requires the use of a good anti wrinkle eye cream that will help reduce bags, puffiness, and darkness around your eyes, as well as wrinkles. Some people think that you have to have two separate products to deal with bags and puffiness and then wrinkles and fine lines. Any good product that is worth your time will address all of those issues. The way your eyelids look will make a drastic difference in your overall appearance.
3. A regular face cream will not combat the signs of aging like an effective anti wrinkle eye cream or gel. Good eye creams and gels contain active ingredients like eyeliss, haloxyl, and the nano-emulsion form of coenzyme Q10. By using a quality product with these ingredients, you will notice a difference within just days of using it.
4. Any product you use on your eyelids has to go through rigorous testing because of the possibility that it can enter your eyes. That is a big reason why you can't use regular face cream on your eyelids and need an anti wrinkle eye cream that won't damage your eyes if it accidentally enters them.
5. The part of your face that is most vulnerable to the signs of aging is the area around your eyes because it is so thin. The only way to reverse the aging process is by using an anti wrinkle eye cream or gel."
Jeanasina!
thanks Jeanasina! I am a sinner for putting my regular face serum on my eyes too! i guess i gotta find a separate eye cream now.
Your timing is great...JUST this morning I was looking at the wrinkles under my eyes thinking, my God, I've gotta do something about those. Never heard of this brand before but I'm a sucker for a funny product name!
Love these guys. LOVE them! Back when Meg gifted some of us with the "no old bags" gel I went on their UK website to order some items and was defeated by their (then) wonky ability to process US currency. I emailed back and forth, trying various suggestions to no avail, when Paul just threw up his electronic hands and said, "Hells Bells, Joan, how about we just give you your order and you tell a bunch of friends about us?" So I put them together with Meg, who has the biggest bunch of friends going, and the rest is history. Except that of course when that free order came through they had included a bunch of other products plus a really snazzy tote bag. And those of you who know me know I can never resist a good tote. So please, puhleese, now that they have fixed their US ordering and distribution and are, as Jeanasina says, on Facebook, go over and look at what they do. I guarantee you you will look better, smell better and laugh your asses off in the process.
Wow Joan, that is so nice! I like this company already.
I have to say that was so nice of them I've never heard of a company doing that before :-)
Another great v off the wall review jeanasina-you'd be the perfect one to come up with new names for anatomicals product-love to see what you'd come up with.Eyecream is just one of those things I cannot do without if I skip a day or two my eye area becomes totally dehydrated and once I apply again my eye area sighs with relief-I like the sound of the cooling sensation it'd be great for waking up your eyes in the morning.Thanks for clearing up the putting the eye cream all round the eyes or just underneath-cause I always put it all round-so its nice to hear this one doesn't irritate the eyes.Just been on the website-seven deadly skins scrub-genius.
PotionPrincess♥
Wow.Usually when I see those "fun" companies I don't even give them a passing glance. Because if it's "fun" it's probably not usefull.But after this review... I am willing to try it! I am a major MAJOR WRINKLE PHOBE!!!!!I'm only 23 and I have seriously considered getting botox. But I promised myself I would try topical applications first.
So these kind of reviews are most helpful to me!Also... I need lessons on applying eye cream. Im pretty sure I'm too rough and probably stretching the sin out WAY to much causeing more wrinkles!!
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I actually checked this site out, and I have to say their names are absolutely fab. Ok Jeanasina - how bout we both go work there? There's a job I could forward to - finding crazy names for products. What fun. And personally my eyes are screaming for eye-cream which brings me to your 'but'.... I'm wondering how does it stack up against other eye creams. I mean if I had money to burn, I would seriously buy this product for the heck of it, the prices are reasonable, but does it deliver?....As for the 'Get your filthy hands on me" bar of soap - I think every girl should keep a couple in their bag - to accidentally drop when you spot potential....think I'm going to strong arm a friend in the UK into getting me some....could prove very useful.
Rie
I will have to tell my MomMom. If this is as affordable as the lipbalm they sell she will be all over it! Thanks for yet another wonderful review!
This is another product that I'll have to add to my list of things to look into & try when I run out of the products I'm currently using (...I'm trying so hard to resist purchases and the list is getting mighty long from visiting this site! ;) Eeks!). I checked out the line & also love the names of these products. Another product that caught my eye was a lippie called "Stop Cracking Up," lol. I'm a sucker for lip balms. Thanks to Jeanasina & Meg's site for introducing this line to me.
hehe... thanks, Gigi! i do have an eye cream but it's so greasy, and gets into my eyes so much, that i substitute face serum sometimes. I wear contacts so my eyes are pretty sensitive to any creams or makeup I put near them.
What a seriously fun website! I love the intro thingie with all the pictures and then the whole bit about personalities. Very funny. I gotta say, it made me go into their online store :PA lot of their products look nice - and cheeky - and are pretty inexpensive. I think I'm going to buy some of their body washes and face washes. They look fun.
wow joan thats awsome!!!lime crime are sending me some products to review-when i post the review i will explain how that happened! ;-) i love the funky anatomicals names but havent ever tried the products- i will after reading this though x
Antamoicals are great - I really love their snog me senseless and stop cracking up lip balms.Their names are fantastic - and you're right, there are no other companies out there who'd name their products like they do!
I wish we had Anatomicals here! All their stuff looks so cool. I actually saw a couple of their products at TJ Maxx yesterday, but it was only like body washes, no skincare stuff. I'm definitely on the market for a good eye cream, since I'm only 22 and starting to see some wrinkles under my eyes :(
Love this company, love this line's outlook, and loved your review Jeanasina! I have the most sensitive eyes on the planet. I really can't use much of anything around my eye area so this cream didn't work for me. It made my eyes water and caused a bit of irritation. Almost all eye creams do that. BUT! Thank God for Anatomicals: NO BAGS ALLOWED GEL because I use that everyday. Total life saver, no irritation, nothing but cool, soothing, moisturizing comfort. If I can use it without any adverse reactions then anyone of you with sensitivity issues can easily use it and reap the benefits!
I love eye cream for getting rid of those fine lines. Does anyone know if eye cream works around the mouth for those fine lines? My routine now is not working? How about eye cream on your throat to combat that thin crepe like skin that is in our futures? Any answers?
Beste Hilsin
How fun, I just had a total blast on the site!!!Does anyone know the current conversion rate? How Fun is that company! hehehe I actually clicked on the gravestone just to see what it did- Hilarious!!!So... How good is this cream?I dont see it on the store- is this yet to be released, or recently d/c?
They sound awesome, what great product names! They actually remind me of another haircare brand we have here in Australia [and hopefully exported elsewhere!] called Evo - some of their products are such a hoot! See website here: http://www.evoresearch.com.au/I especially love their product descriptions on the bottles - they just have to be seen to be believed!!!
This product sounds awesome! I'm only 18 so I'm not toooo into these eye creams right now, but I think I shoudl get a nice light one for prevention purposes.. We'll see if anything catches my eye the next time I go out to the mall or something!I don't like buying online though because returning would be a PITA :( I dunno, we'll see! :)
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I really, really need a eye cream. I'm gonna check this one out. I don't have laugh line but I have creases under my eyes. I hate them!! Nut I've had them for a while. I've tried so many creams, but none of them have made a difference.
I am starting to get fine lines under my eyes...and having a hard time finding a cream to help. Right now I am trying out an Olay Regenerist Eye Serum but it isn't helping me much. I am going to look into this next. Darn you again skin, darn you!
I'm gong to check them out.. I have to redo my skincare soon anyway and their company sounds as if it's a great place to start ! I'm only 20 so i don't have any wrinkles but i need to start preventing them while i can right ? Thank you for the recommendation !
thanks for all the info!!! i'm in desp need of eye cream from late night uni and work! :( i'll def check it out :)
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I haven't tried the eye cream but I have been using the Snog Me Senseless lip gloss and the Sea Minerals body scrub and I love them both! The gloss is one of my favorites ever! It is SUPER shiny, thick enough to really stick to your lips but not sticky or gooey! And it is nice and minty! Thanks to Meg for sending me these items last month! =) I am still working on my tube of Cosmedicine eye cream (also from meg!) which I also love! Sounds like you are really enjoying this one from anatomicals!
The names of the products had me cracking up. I am still searching for my HG eye cream and will definitely give this a try.
I really need a separate eye cream I just use my face cream for my eyes and I know I should not. This product seems good.
Suzanne Bailey :)
I use eye cream all the time...I think everyone should it helps your eyes remain toned.
i hear eye creams can get really expensive but now that i'm in college i'll have to get some cause of all the late night studying.
I just turned 25 last month and I was joking with my hubby about how long it would be before I started buying anti-wrinkle products. I guessed 26 but now I don't know. I look very young for my age, but wouldn't help to start early?I love the quirky names this company gives their products.
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I love Anatomicals! I want every single one of their products. :PI haven't tried anything other than their 'Stop cracking up' lip balm - which I love! But I am dying to get one of their eye creams! I love this review Jeanasina, you're hilarious! <3I'm so paranoid about wrinkles, I wanna stay looking this age forever. xD
I've never felt the need to use an eyecream, because I'm 25, but I guess prevention is better than trying to get rid of them once they're there. What great naming of their products! They sound so fun and fresh! Oh, and I adore cute. I hate when people call others hot. Can't people be cute and it not be a bad or childish thing anymore? I think so at least :)
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I was just looking at the site and I love all the names, but I didn't see anything about ingredients. Does anyone know what's in the eye cream?
I love their website, haven't bought anything YET but would love too soon. I just started using my Caudalie eye cream again since I've been waking up twice at night to go pee and been looking like a zombie in the morning. I know I sound like an old bag lady. But this is what preggo will do to you. ;-) I just became a fan of them on facebook. YAY! I can't wait to try some of their products. I think all the names of there products are genius and LOVE the packaging. LOVE IT!
This sounds wonderful I am always open to new eye creams lord knows my 33 year old skin needs it :)
Suzanne Bailey :)
Speaking of eye cream. I have alergies to something that blows in the wind, but I have no idea what. Yes, I have gone to some specialist person, but they cant figure it out. So because of alergies, and sometimes not enough sleep, I get circles under my eyes like any other person. Does anyone know an eye cream that works to get rid of circles? I have pretty sensitive skin, and im looking for something that doesn't cost like $500. Anyone have any ideas?Anya
I think im the yougest person on this site. But I guess people my age aren't supposed to have makeup problems yet. :P
Well I only have eyecream samples, and most suck. The only good ones are the Lancome RARE and Mario Badescu in Cooling Cucumber, or something along that line. Sadly, they are gone and being 15 I honestly don't think I need one. Esp. since most are beyond irritating to my eyes!
wow. i'm only 18, but i already have this one huge eye wrinkle line beneath my left eye. i think it's partially caused by my hugeeee bags. -_-if anyone has any good remedy for curing bags under the eyes, please reply to my comment! i would be eternally grateful. hahabut thanks for the eye cream advice! btw, have you heard of the fact that larger eyes tend to invite more wrinkles as people age? it's like... when you're young and have large eyes, you get all the attention. but once you're old... the people with small eyes hold the victory! all is fair, isn't it?
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I haven't used this product but I was lucky enough to be browsing through TJ Maxx the other day and I found some Anatomicals! It was a body wash called In the Name of the Lather Orange and Lime body cleanser. It comes in a bright orange square bottle with a pump. It smells really good to me and does its job well. If it were a little more moisturizing it would be even better. I have enjoyed using it but I don't know if I'd bother trying to import more of it. And like pretty much everybody else, I poured over the Anatomicals website when the brand was first mentioned on Meg's and I nearly died laughing. This is a very very sneaky brand. I think that they purposfully make their names hysterically funny so you laugh and laugh and laugh and as we all know, laughing causes laugh lines and crinkles around the eyes - which we then can purchase a cream to remedy by who? Anatomicals. Sneaky, cheeky little blighters eh?
I never thought about that! WOW! That really is clever marketing!LOL
I've been looking for an eye cream. I don't have bags but i could use a little lift here and there
i dont use eyecream but i think ill try this one :]
I've been looking for an eyecream to help with the bags under my eyes and none have worked so well (so far). Maybe I can try this one then :)
I visited their website and it turns out all of their products have cute names! :)The lip balm I received from Meg works SOOO WELL! And it smells delicious too. I'm not sure if I need eye cream right now, but I'll keep this product in mind for later.
I am still looking for a fab eye cream and will definitely check this one out. Thank you.
Wow, thanks for sharing info. about this product & company! Unfortunetly, I hear that I'm cute all the time... just b/c I'm really tiny. It's sometimes not fun to be called "cute" when you're an adult. Sexy would be nice once in a while, LOL!