WE DID LOVE CHICKEN POOP LIPBALM-SO IS THIS SOMETHING YOU'D GIVE A TRY?
Meg here! When I first started Megsmakeup I ran across the best lip balm ever! It had lavender and was soothing and it was called..Chicken Poop!
I have to admit! I love it! You can read the reviews on the link above.
When I was reading the comments I saw that Milleena123 made a comment about a lip balm she had heard of called "Monkey Farts" I did a little research and apparently this lip balm has a cult following and is a banana/bubblegum scent (I feel ill-but I HATE banana's-some love 'em-if you do-check it out.)
In the oversaturated world of lip balms is this smart marketing or will it be just tossed aside as a "gag gift?"...When you think the whole world has gone a bit crazy, it takes LaFred to send me an emailing confirming it. For more money then Kate's favorite Claudalie Lip Balm... I present you with...
J&D Bacon Lip Balm "Now you can make yourself taste like bacon! A great stocking stuffer! J&D's flavored Bacon Lip Balm will keep your lips from chapping while constantly reminding you why Bacon is the King of Meats!"
Believe it or not ladies! This is still in stock AND Free Shipping! 
ANY TAKERS? What do you all think of this new gross-out marketing?
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Thank you Meg! This would be a fabulous gag gift/stocking stuffer. But that's it!! Ultimately, it is pretty sick. And I would not personally indulge, no matter how much I enjoy the occasional bacon cheeseburger. And I am with you I hate banana flavored anything. It kind of skeeves me out!But for years thanks to your review I have wanted to try Chicken Poop. I just have to break down and order it as it is not available anywhere near me!
OMG!! Gross, lol. I would never touch my lips with anything that smelled like bacon :) It would make a great gag gift though. I have heard of the one called Monkey Farts but I can not do bananas as well, because i do not like them!!!
This is the freakiest thing ever-I'm vegetarian so wont be reaching for this anytime soon.It would be kind of embarassing too to be known as the girl that tastes like bacon though for people who boyfriends are junk food junkies-this could be the lipbalm equivelent of a venus flytrap.I'm intrigued now so going straight to the chicken poop review.
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hmmm, tempting....but I'll stick to my fruity lip balm!
Oh my! Okay, that is pretty funny. As a joke, but I very very much doubt I would ever want to use it. I could think of perhaps getting it as a present for some male friend who just loves bacon and also someone who would not use lip balm if it did not taste like bacon. lol But thanks for posting it so we could all see that there is pretty much any kind of lip balm out there.
oooh this is perfect for my friend mike who is an artist who does oil paintings of meat! he is awesome, but what a gag gift for him.I think it is kinda cool, i would love to get this out of my bag and have people look at me funny, but then i do like to not be normal.
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I have a really vivid imagination - chicken poop, maybe - but 'monkey farts' on my lips???? Do I really want to take that out in front of a date? ERrrrr don't think so - even the 'chicken poop' is something my brothers would kill themselves laughing at. To the bacon flavoured lip balm - I'm sure my dogs would love it (Wee Wattie regularly goes thru' my bag, swipes a lip balm and eats it - I'm sure he would think it was heaven.) But ladies, imagine leaning in for a kiss if I find a dearly beloved, and he smells..... bacon????? Kinda just takes the romance clean out of the picture. Maybe if you use it before eating a spinach and bacon salad, there may be some sort of gastronomic payoff, El Bulli style (that restaurant that makes you wave a rosemary branch in front of your nose while you eat one of their dishes). But generally gross. Think of all the words to describe lips and a kiss - soft, sweet, sensual. Now think of Monkey Farts, and the smell of makin' bacon. Do you see where I'm going with this? Just doesn't really add up....
Rie
Lol cugo-I know imagine dropping that in front of a date-that would take some explaining.
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I don't see this being much more than a gag gift. But, gag gifts certainly have a place in the market. I like throwing in something a little silly in my friends presents.I think this would be perfect for my brother though. He definitely loves him some bacon!
This would be a hilarious gag gift for lovers of meat. I know this would never come near my lips. But I would be worried that if I gave it as a gag gift to a bacon lover they would really wear it all the time just so they can get the smell of bacon all the time. How weird would that be? I would probably do the monkey farts. I like bananas and if the scent isn't too strong then I'm game to try it out.
Lol I would totally give that to my sister as a gag gift..but I wouldn't use it myself nor could I see her using it
yuk! i like lipbalms to be sweet! i would def get monkey farts for my sister (i cant understand it myself but she loves banana sweets and milkshakes- i like bananas as bananas thats it!)i do wonder though if this would be good for a dieter-when you get a craving for a bacon sarnie you could just puta bit of this on to get rid of that craving! hmmm maybe it will take off?! ooops dont know how i just done that to the writing or how to make it small again!dont mean to shout! x ps edit-in the comments box my writing is huge but not when posted?!
i have read about Cheetos and Cheeze It flavored balms, so I am not too surprised someone came up with Bacon idea. Just, wait and we will get Cheesburger and Fries lipgloss...Not a fan of fast food, so this concept is lost on me. I would imagine someone who does love bacon and gets this lipstick- would not they be licking their lips all the time, and drying them as a result? I do lick my fruit flavored chapsticks, so I try to get unscented ones.
oh my! while i do like eating bacon, i wouldn't want that smell or taste on my lips all day. this would make a really funny gift though. i can just imagine one of my friend's trying it and seeing their facial expressions.
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Umm...hell to the NAWL! Noway, not me, not ever. Monkey Farts ok..cause its fruit. Chicken poop ok, lavendar. But why in the world would any wanna taste or smell like bacon? that's super gross. I would probably buy this for my mom because she would think it was hilarious but other than that...gross!
J&D has tons of bacon-y products, including bacon salt, and the funny thing is I think it's all vegetarian. I see their stuff on woot.com a lot. I've never tried it, but I agree that this balm would be more of a gag gift than anything. It could also be good for guys with dry lips but will only use something "manly," lol.
This just sounds gross, there is no way I would want to smell bacon on my lips. I will look into the Chicken Poop review. Thanks.
Ick... bacon flavored anything is just gross. I may be a biased vegetarian, but I remember how nasty bacon bits were, and anything else with that fake bacon flavor. Now, Monkey Farts (I Love banana) and Chicken Poop (ooh lavender), I could surely go for one of those... Okay, maybe not, because both of these are made by the same people who make Cat Pee, yuck!
PotionPrincess, I can't stop smiling over the Venus Flytrap remark. I'm picturing the beautiful seductress trying to get her man the old fashioned way, ahhhhhh, the smell of bacon.......... In that case, if you have a real meaty-bacon-lover-man on your hands you could smear that shit all over your body-imagine the results.I am cracking myself up right now, my children keep asking me,"What's so funny Mom?" Ohhhhh, nothing little darlings just thinking about animalistic-bacon sex!
these sound great as gag-gifts, I have read about "chicken poop lip balm" and it got rave reviews, there was a cute story about how the lip balm got its name, I googled it...check it out.As for the monkey farts...I hate,hate,hate bananas! My favorite lip balm is one made by Sonja Dakar called vanilla bliss, I can say its the only one that I truly make sure I have on hand year round. My husband is a die-hard "original" chapstick user. he is old school!! LOL
I love bacon as much as anyone, but,not in my lip balm. This is kind of weird to me, and I can't see trying it. Or giving it. My first thought was, as a gag gift, but, I wouldn't give it to someone I would have a remote chance of smelling it on or worse, kissing. I never tried the Chicken Poop either. Couldn't get behind the name. Probably not the Monkey Farts, for the name, and I am not overly fond of banana.
Ewww!! That looks hilarious but really gross at the same time!!We once had a gag christmas gift of a reindeer that dispensed brown coloured jellybeans from his bottom! I'd have a feeling that I'd give this to all my vegetarian friends as a gag gift! Haha. Mean, but amusing :)
I read this and thought it was disgusting! However, my boyfriend totally expects one for his birthday! He loves bacon. I think a lot of men love bacon, so I guess it more for them?!? I definitely won't be making out with him while he's wearing it!
Haha I'm glad word is spreading about Monkey Farts. heheI was actually going to get it for my husband's cousin as a gag gift because he constantly has to use lipbalm for his dry lips but he always has to have girl scents so the bacon one will be perfect for him!
I actually saw a piece on the news about this. The company that started this bacon lip balm are also wanted to do other things in bacon flavor....like bacon flavored beer. The two guys that started this say that they LOVE bacon like borderline in love with bacon. At the beginning of the segment I was thinking you have GOT to be kidding me, but by the end I wanted to try it. I don't think I would purchase this for myself, but if someone gave it to me as a gift I would definitely try it. The only thing I worry about it is wondering if I smell like bacon to others. That, to me, would be a turn off.I would for sure buy the chicken poop balm and monkey farts for myself. They sound like they taste yummy and I LOVE the names. Who comes up with these names for lip balm. How fun is that job?! :-)
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LOL I don't think I could use this, but would love to get them as gag gifts! But bacon flavored chapstick is going to far, I couldn't bear to even smell it.
I'd get this as a gag gift for someone, to put in with a real gift, but I would never, ever, even give it a try! And I wouldn't try "chicken poop", either, because no matter how great it might be, I wouldn't be able to get past the name. However, I would get something like this for my nephew, just to get himi to use lip balm, because his lips get dry. He's 7, though, so he would be much MORE likely to use a lip balm that tasted like bacon, or that was called "chicken poop"!
Monkey farts, ok fine, but BACON?Im gonna have to rate the bacon a 1. My friend had bacon scented car freshener, and I wanted to puuuke.I cant imagine tasting artificial bacon on my lips all day long.
Oh my gosh, that sounds totally bizarre.. I don't know if I [or the boy I am kissing] would like my lips to taste or smell like bacon. :|
Ladies - I have a dire warning for you - some of you may benefit from it (the minority) and the rest will have a good laugh. I keep a stash of lip balms in the drawer next to my bed. if I wake up at night, there is no way I can go back to sleep without smearing some on. I also work from home, and yes, I very often sit in bed and edit, being the lazy wretch I am. So I keep some stationary in the very same drawer I keep the lip balms in. Last night, after a particularly long day, I woke up and groped for my lip balm. I slathered it on only to feel something weirdly tacky and gross smelling. Glue stick people - it was glue stick. Learn from my mistake, so you don't have to find yourself hysterically removing glue from your lips at 2am in the morning - the tissue I first used stuck to my lips and had to be ripped off in little tufts - I never knew there was that much miscellaneous debris that could end up on sticky lips. Chicken poop and monkey farts would be a lot more palatable (can you imagine having had an experience which could lead you to that conclusion?). In short - it is a great cosmic truth that you should never keep glue stick and lip balm in the same drawer. I share this mortifying incident with you in the spirit of the Sisterhood of this site :)There are many Great Cosmic Truths that I have learned the hard way - one more (obvious to many, but if I fall prey to this idiocy, there probably is someone else who does too) 'Never walk the dogs in high heels' I tried, I failed, I fell on my ass (a couple of times - must have a learning disability when it comes to stuff like this)
Rie
Haha, cugo123 that's one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time! Sorry to be laughing at your unfortunate incident, but that had me in stitches. I can't imagine having to pull glue and tissue off your lips late at night! You poor poor thing. :DThanks for the laugh and the advice - I'll never keep a glue-stick near my bed thanks to this post. ;] ♥
What a name lol
UGH!!!though yes it would mae a good gag gift... LOL The thought is revolting.And I hate this new marketing that grosses people out! It doesnt work on me thats for sure!Like those stupid jelly beans a few years ago! hey were ALLLL the rage. I never was somewhat interested. YUK... WTF????
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Haha. I read about this when I was online shopping for lip balms. I don't think I would ever buy this solely because of the name. "What kinda balm is that?" "Chicken Poop." No thanks! I'll stick to Nivea!
My first thought to this is eww! The chicken poop and monkey farts lip balms weren't actually made ou of chicken poop or monkey farts. Imagine how nasty that would really be:( But this bacon lip balm is actually made to taste like bacon. I like bacon occasionally as a breakfast food, or once in a while on a hamburger. But I could not or would not put bacon flavored lip balm on my lips no matter what. I like the taste of bacon as a food, but I like my lip products to taste fruity and not like a piece of meat. I'm sure there is a market for this. Recently they have came out with a lot of bacon flavored products. These products have received a lot of media coverage Recently marketed was baconaise ( a bacon flavored mayonnaise), and a bacon flavored vodka. Now that is really nasty. Imagine taking a shot of bacon flavored vodka, or even worse having a cherry vodka sour made with bacon flavored vodka. That would be absolutely horrible. It would be weird to be wearing this and kiss someone. Or even worse go to kiss someone and then realize they are wearing it. It would be cute as a gag gift,, but this is not for me.
OMG Meg this is so funny/crazy and I will never buy/try those for me CAUSE I am VEGAN lol and not only cause I am against animal curelty but cause I HATE the scent of MEAT!!!!
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Oh no! It's not quite the same as a soothing lavender scent is it? Maybe it would be a funny gift for my brother who gets dry lips, but I think it would make me gag - I hate the smell of meat.
Lol dawn-that's where you mind goes -sneaky.No don't think you want to be explaining that to the kids, should you prefer ice cream flavoured lip balm I saw ben&jerrys brought out some in little pots-in case you want to sent style papa on a shopping spree.
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LOL I won't be buying that, I only like sweet or minty ones :-) But I'd love to see my friends face if I brought her that !!!
I could not imagine having the smell of bacon under my nose all day!!! It would be aweful!! i LOVE bacon.. this is the same reason why my mother wont burn food candles ( cookies cakes that sort of thing ) i would smell bacon all day.. want it all day.. and probabley end up being 100000 pounds! But it does catch my eye! you never know it might blow up and be the next burts bees!! AHAHAHAH <3 <3 <3
Ewwa! Just the name of these balms gross me out. If I don't like the name of it, I won't even attempt to buy it to try out the taste.
Bleh, bacon, no thanks! Now I really do need to try Chicken Poop, it has such great raves. I cant do the strange flavors. My current fave is Green by Nature Peppermint Lip Glaze(100% Paraben free)
My guy friends would probably get a real kick out of this. Has anyone seen the Bacon Band-Aids? :P
haha I just double checked the Monkey Farts site and they also have Cat Pee and Dog Poop. I don't think I could do those ones though.
Here's an idea:Put the monkey farts on your upper lip and the bacon on your lower lip. Ewww, lol!I wouldn't use either of those lip balms. I like mine to be minty, not meaty, hehe.
People who market their products with the word "poop" certainly have the balls. Joining the poop bandwagon is the company that sells Moose Poop Lip Balm. They say it doesn't heal chapped lips, but it does prevent you from licking them!http://coldnosegifts.com/moose-poop-balm-p-162.html
I love this topic....I mean just think about it! WE are on here talking about a product that probably had no intentions of making it onto a womans "beauty" review site. This item probably has a cult following and lets face it---how many people have bought jelly belly jelly beans in the worst imagineable flavors...!I would never want to eat anything that taste like dirt, boogers, etcand even some of their more mild flavors gross me out--popcorn and butter flavored jelly beans--UCK!!!BUT this company has made a killing bc they are different and have marketed themselves as such. Look what happened to their sales when harry potter came out and they cross merchandised themselves with harry potter flavors. Maybe this lip balm company can get into a cross merchandising with a movie or .......slim jims or......cracker barrell. I can see it now...only at cracker barrells get your pancake and syrup lip balm but don't forget your J&D's flavored Bacon Lip Balm also. It's like going to mcdonalds for a mcgriddle--who would have thought they would have liked that 20 years ago.....??????
um.... no. I would NOT like to taste bacon on my lips every day - not fun at all! I think this is more of a "gag gift" option than a legit beauty option. Looks like many of the others here agree with me!Oh, and if I kiss someone that day, how would I explain my bacon-tasting lips? "Oh, it's just the CHicken Poop on my lips.."
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I'm a vegetarian and have been feeling a little sickly all day..feeling faint and just wanting to throw up but thankfully holding it back....after reading about this I had to dash for the trash. Needless to say I puked my guts out, this is probably the worst flavor you could have on your lips much less on the person you would kiss! Ughh I also wouldn't give this as gag gift though I'm sure it would do the job credibly!
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lol. well, the names are certainly eye catching! would i ever buy them? mm, no. the thought of smothering something called "chicken poop" or bacon flavored or "monkey farts" on my lips... gags. no thanks!