Stop The Spam!
First of all, I don't have a penis. I get so many emails a day and half of them are for cures to fix my erectile disease or to be "stronger, faster and harder in bed". I don't want viagra or cialis. I don't want a penis pump or a cure to end early release. I'm married, early release seems less time consuming.
I am a Republican. Always have been always will be. I'm into the whole "less government" aspect. It's not popular in LA to be a Republican. It's more popular to be a Scientologist. I don't care. Think what you think-great! Let me have my views and please stop trying to recruit me to either Obama or Hilary. It's not going to happen-stop filling my inbox.
Then there are the wonderful Meg's readers that take the time to write me about their problems or issues. I don't mind these emails at all. I am happy to help. If my opinion actually means enough that you're going to unload your burden on me then do so. I really want to help. I just want everyone to know that I 1) Have no college degree. 2) Am a bit of a mess myself, it's blind leading the blind here. 3) Start cocktail hour at 6pm LA time, chances are I'm more then half in the bag while doling out my genius advice. So buyer beware.
Then there are the dear friends (assholes really) that wish you magic and love and harmony and cheer. You read the entire bit about how much they love and care for you. Not that much though. You have to fwd their message to 15 friends and your wish will come true. Is it wrong to wish the person that sent me this gets the clap?
There's my 2 cents. I'm off to buy a penis pump. As a holiday gift for my mailman.
The image is a sick joke. I have 3 dogs. I live for them. No matter how much crap comes through the inbox they still want their treats. I love them. It just shows how desperate I am to get relevant messages!
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People get spam all the time, and you're right it's really annoing :(
Ug! I hate spam ! Everything from facebook to email to regular mail has it ! LOL sometimes i get excited when a letter really is for me when i'm checking my mail rather than just spam lol.. that's really sad eh?
I only get SPAMS at work and actually it makes me laught ! I love the subject of their emails I find them Hillarious and I wonder what the person who wrote them was thinking ?? lol! ( I used to forward those SPAMS to my Man cause of the funny topic ( but as an IT and didn't like that at all lol)But I guess if it was on my OWN mailbox I wouldnt be that happy ! cause I barelly get email so if I get one and found out it sa spam I wouldn't be Happy cause as we know a spam will only pop up when we are waiting for somthing more important that a penis enlargment !!!!!
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I get that too! SPAMS! I probably get 15 of the same emails saying your wish will come true, or your crush will kiss you... and they send it to every friends of theirs, ITS SO ANNOYING! and somethings I also get WIN A TRIP TO HAWAII, OR A WIN $1000 TO WAL-MART, and like really? what are the chances of you winning if you do enter? Also the phone telemarketers.. Coming if you want this or that which you probably already have!
that picture, omg i died
I get a lot of the we have money in Nigeria waiting for you if you respond to this mail with your personal info. I actually wrote back one and said "You're shitting me! A million dollars for me in Nigeria. I didn't know people had that kinda cash there. Is this for real?" Someone actually thought I was serious and wrote back telling me how lucky I was and even gave me a number to call! I lost interest at that point.
lol! i always get emails in my junk mail something like "enlarge your manhood" and so on. I wonder why they never send emails to increase female sexual potentials???
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I get lots of spam about this stuff to, its so frustrating. Although at least most of mine just goes straight to junk. I generally clean it out when it gets to about 500 spam messages, which takes about 2 weeks. I get an obsurd amount of spam (its not all about male problems)...
i agree. i'll respect what others think, so long as they respect my opinions! but respecting doesn't mean agreeing, so it is a bother when they try to convert my ideas.
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Lol. I hate spam so much too. You can even get spam text messages now too. It really sucks. I get all sorts of spam emails about penis enlargement pills and pumps, about where I can buy black market drugs, about pyramid schemes, and from sickos in other countries trying to get me to give them my personal information because apparently I magically won some random lotto. What a crock. I hate spam so much. It pisses me off. Most of my mail is spam. It is a pain trying to sort through all my email just to be able to read the few decent messages I got.
Everyday I open my e-mail to see my spam folder filled with 300 or more messages. "Work from home"-sure, I'd love to if this wasn't a scam. "Meet other singles"-I am married...the end! Oh the spam box is never ending. Every once in a while those messages creap into my regular inbox and I have to shou them on there way to the delete box...ha, take that stupid spam!
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Why is anyone going to shoot a dog!!! :P did you know that if you look a dog in the eyes for a long time then they start to look human to you. thats what happened to me. My families dog, her name is Casey, and she one my most favorite people, i call her my sister, cause she is like my little sis. Why am i talking about my sis? .........Yes i am so very tired of junk mail. i have facebook and everytime someone says something, or posts something or want to be your friend.......................i get an email. It is the most annoying thing. Anya
i HATE spam. hate hate hate. its so annoying to continuously have to delete the 100's of messages every couple of days. the thing is, i didnt use to get it, but then i guess its my fault i gave my email to some random app on facebook. :(
I get the same ridiculous e-mails everyday! I don't have a penis either, and my husband's works just fine :) So whoever put me on these e-mail lists needs to update their list! I hate getting these, they're stupid and furthermore, if I had a penis and erectile disfunction I'd probably know where to find help for it.
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Sick of the SPAM. Even more sick of the penis enhancing promises that are SPAM. Sickest of all over the political recruitment. (I'm moderate, but not being super liberal in NYC is tough, too).
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