JUST A DROP! ELIMINATES 98% OF BATHROOM ODOR!
I was speaking to a man that was interested in investing in Megsmakeup. He's super cute, very smart, has a decent personality but can't wrap his head over the fact that that women go number 2. I know women are not suppose to poop so I was left in this pickle of a situation.
I was 18 and like 90 pounds so it was not like I could even produce a big poop. I was new in New York and went to lunch with a girlfriend and 2 cute guys. We decided to pop by my apartment so my friend Josie could change her shoes. Her heels were killing her.This was a very cosmopolitan crowd and one in our party even had a royal title. I was so cool all through lunch. Then there was a rumble in my tummy after we had left the public restrooms.
I went to go pee in my new apartment and a little poop came out. No problem. I went to flush and the damn toilet would not flush. I started to panic because cute guy #1 started to knock on the door that he had to pee. I said a quick prayer and the toilet still would not flush. What could I do? I didn't want to be mortified. He was cute. He was smart, nice and had a flipping title!
There was no other out. I had to survive. I grabbed the cup I bought for water or water rinse or whatever off my sink. I scooped the poop out of the toilet. I opened the bathroom window of the apartment I had on Park Avenue, 10 Floors up. I threw the poop out the window. Because of "the girls don't poop belief "some poor sap was minding their own business and got hit on the head with my business. Then I had to throw out the cup and hide it on the bottom of the trash.
For the sake of pedestrians everywhere, girls poop. Not to be such a punner but this shit rules. However, now that I have these drops my #2 can be a #1. Who cares if I dare have a bowel overload if there is no evidence?
If I were single and dared have taco's or really anything and the guy I was with was a poop-phobe I'd buy this. It makes your deposit very non.
Also I know how if you're single and you're on a date and all-of-a-sudden-I-HAVE-TO-GO. If I were back on the dating scene I'd have a bottle of this. But I would have just one bottle. it lasts a very long time and really, by month 2 he has to get over it. GIRLS POOP!
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Thanks Bunny...I definitely have CPABH. Is there a support group for this??? Maybe these drops will hope me overcome this disorder.
why is it that girls will hold their poop for hours, days even so as not to offend their man? but the men on the other hand feelthe need to come out of the bathroom waving a hand behind their ass proclaiming "you do NOT want to go in there!" thanks hun, ifigured from what sounded like a WW2 machine gun battle that i should pretty much steer clear. ahh, men...
I attended the most amazing Paula Poundstone show last night, and while there, walked into a Women's restroom from HELL! I kept thinking I could of really used some of this, OMG!!! Love the Costco sized version; that is too funny!
oooh drops! i use the japanese drops....does the same thing and it costs about 4 bucks.
Txtipster, it called CPABH can't poo anyplace but home.
I read a while back the funniest story in the New York Times that there was a sighting ofa flying turd that killed a midget runner on Park Avenue-- it was thought to be from a giant pigeon.. So you are off the hook!
One of my favorite things in the world is finding a random jem like this post, even if it's months after the fact. It made me laugh so hard! Oh, the stories! I have one more place to add to the list of places where this miracle stuff should be REQUIRED: college dorm bathrooms! I never knew girls could be so incredibly smelly until I came to college and had to share a communal bathroom with 50 girls. At least most people followed the curtesy rule of using the toilets farthest away from the door for their #2 needs.
This is too funny! I'm ordering this!!! I have no constipation problems. Yes I do poop! More than my Husband, I must say. I have bowel problems, I eat and there it goes. So this would be awsome especially at work. Just like Olliebee, I don't want to sneek in the handicap bathroom and get caught by HR, LOL... I go in the ladies bathroom and only go if no one is in there and if someone happens to walk in I keep flushing until I'm done. Feels so good to talk about poop. hahaha... ;-)
Jenlaw, your observation is hilarious. When my boyfriend and I started dating, I swore I had no body functions whatsoever. I told him that ladies process more efficiently than men, so all we do is tinkle occasionally. Eventually, we moved in together, and I got a stomach virus. So much for that. I still hate to go when he's home, because I have two choices: run the fan (noisy, announces exactly what's going on in there) or no fan (could be noisy, eventually announces to the world what's going on in there). Anyway, he still loves to wake up in the morning and tell me how he "hurts himself" for me, because he is gassy, and holds it until he gets to the bathroom. After two years of hearing this, I had to tell him that he doesn't know what pain is. We ladies do, however. We'll hold it for days, we'll break out in a sweat before admitting we have gas, we will suffer a nuclear meltdown in our chests but never, ever burp. And all this pain without even mentioning high heels (the structure of my feet is changing to conform to pointy toes), thongs (I have an unnatural aversion to pantylines), hairpins (I'm certain my scalp is scarred and pocked), etc. Men have nothing on us!
I'm meeting Greenie tomorrow and that makes me want to poop. I feel nervous and excited!!! Em...can you get this stuff and put it in your bathroom, please!!! This stuff sounds like a miracle. I hate it when people poop and don't use the spray that right in front of them. Nobody wants to smell someone else's deposit!!! Awesome MEg...thanks. I think everyone needs this!!
OMG Meg, you are too funny... I can almost picture this scene! And only you would blog about it. Love you!
I bought this product from Cat Cosmetics just before Christmas 1996. I was going on vacation and personally find it embarrassing when I have to go "#2" in the airport bathroom and could hardly believe their was a product that would remedy the situation. I don't care to go around smelling other's bowel movements, so they probably feel the same way about me. Sure its natural bodily function, it doesn't mean we care to smell others. This is a small bottle with a dropper and you drop a few drops in the toilet before you go. The scented, oil like liquid forms a barrier between whats in the toilet and whats not. It does not work for gas odors. It has a pleasant smell (I can't quite describe it) that disappears quickly so your bathroom doesn't smell fake. I found that this product does what the bottle says it will. It works way better than room spray products like Glade (did a bear shit in the woods, flower patch, vanilla bean etc?). Of course nothing I have tried is absolutely perfect, however I found this is the best I have ever used. I stuck a bottle in my guest bath just down the hall from the living room (it came with a holder) and noticed that it is slowly going down. This tells me my guests see the bottle, read it and then use it. Especially helpful when we are having a party. I always carry this handy gem in my purse, never know when you'll need it.
Beste Hilsin
I can't believe there is a product that does this!!! I wish all women in publicbathrooms would buy this before they go in tehre. I agree with artsyfartsy, womensrestrooms are the worst!! I hate going into them. And the warm seat thing is horrible!I guess the cute guy who is investing in Megsmake up will surely know that women go #2 after reading this, hahaha!!! Funny story Meg, I already knew about it, but it was funny to read fist thing in themorning while drinking my coffee. Olliebee needs to read this, she will like it ;).Tasha, don't poop! It's okay if you do though, Dawson likes to wave bye-bye to it ;)!He did his first poop on the potty on his 2nd b-day the other day, YAY D!! :)
I am so sure my poop smells like roses, but maybe not. Anyway, this stuff rocks! Ever have to "go" at a friend's home and OH NO, it's a stinky thing??? Well, of course, it has never happened to ME, but since I have Just a Drop, it never will. Really good stuff!
Carole
Ok, this is so funny. The day I throw poop out of a window, I know I'm in trouble. Anyone who knows me knows mytummy issues - its working in overdrive or not at all. The worst is when #2 comes on at work. At work, on our sideof the floor we have a women's room with 4 stalls (the other side of the floor has the private "handicap" restrooms -I try to sneak in there sometimes, but I might as well put a bullseye on my forhead - if colleagues see me on the other side of the building coming out of the private restroom...its like announcing it to the world). Anyways, my colleague and I have similar stomach issues and the other day she announced "I've found the best, most amazing thing for us." I thought it was work related or makeup or clothes, you know something like that and what she gave me was a sample of Just A Drop. She had heard about it and bought a bottle for herself and gave me the sample. I have yet to try it(stomach isn't working so well), but she claims its one of the best inventions ever and keeps it in her pocketbook. I love writing about makeup, but when you can write about vaginas, yeast infections, #2 - now, thatswhere the real fun is!!!
I find that women public bathrooms are usually the worst bathrooms. I worked in rat maze of cubicles where women dominated (about 100+) with a bathroom of 6 stalls. This product should be the rule in this type of restroom. Some, not so nice encounters were people in the first stall doing #2. Isn't it more polite to go to the furthest stall? At least this way, when you walk in you're not hit with smellies. Also, don't forget the courtesy flush. One women was not shy to yell this out when she felt the need (no this wasn't me...I'm passive agressive and used my shirt as a gas mask by putting half of my face in it)It just makes good sense. The unwritten rule in our dept was to travel to the least used restroom upstairs for a #2. And thank goodness for butt coozies to protect your sweet ass from sprinkles, et. al from the previous person that was in a rush. But nothing is worse, yes I'm going to be gross....is sitting down on a warm seat...not because it's self heating but because someone took their break on it. Yuck!
I bought some of these after reading all the fabulous reviews. They do exactly what they claim...even got my husband to start using them and they work on him (which is saying a lot). You really only need one drop and like magic everything smells a lot better.
Girls poop? *puzzled* Since when? I did not get this memo... *big grin* I'm going to need to purchase some of these drops for the loving hubby. I force the poor man to use the powder room as his "office" and I keep those Bath & Body Works room sprays in there for him. Currently, "Spiced Cider" is the fragrance du jour and whilst it is one of the stronger room sprays, it still smells like someone shat in a punch bowl of spiced cider, not the spiced cider alone. Poor man. I'm over-sharing, but whatever...Meg, I love that you scooped your poop out a window on Park Avenue...you're awesome *wipes away a tear of joy*
Wow...I so need this. We go to Canada with my hubby's family in the summer time and stay in a tiny cabin with only one bathroom. Let's just say it can get pretty stinky with that many people pooping in such a small place. It never fails when I travel I can't poop, so when I do it is extra stinky. Why does that happen? It's like my body is afraid to poop in strange place. Thanks for the heads up on this product. I'm definitely ordering this.
I have no idea what you all are talking about. I don't poop.
Do you think they would produce a Costco-sized version? I know of several farm offices that REALLY should have them. If it weren’t for fear of explosion, I would suggest flame throwers for sanitation purposes.
OMG this must be the best product EVER! I may poop, but I certainly do not burp or fart. Thanks!
Katie
EWW YOU THREW POOP OUT A WINDOW!!! A WINDOW 10 FLOORS UP!!! gross. but hilarious.I haven't tried Just A Drop, but there was a similar product (spray bottle though) at a little kitschy store in NC. They had it in their bathrooms and one time when I was at the store, I had to go #1 and tried it. That stuff is great!!!! I strongly recommend that sort of product :)
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Funny story!!! When in a public bathroom, everyone should courtesy flush...
the pooping double standard does suck. they have no problem being open about their gas and such but it's a complete turn off if we so much as burp.
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I am laughing my butt off at this post! Why is there such a double standard when it comes to women and poop? I think that women are afraid to poop around anyone - men or women. Whereas, most men are proud of their poop. LMAO!
I guess it is one sterotype that has never been broken! I wonder why?
I found a product I like even better than Just a Drop. It's called Poo Pourri and it comes in different fragrances. There's even one for men and my sons really use it; it's called Royal Flush or something like that. It's a spray can and I like it so much better than those flowery scents like Glade, etc. These are classy looking and smelling, yet they don't announce: "Hey! Guess what I've been doing!"
Moema....always a Mom first
Well, guess again guys are uncomfortable, too! I know a guy who holds it until he gets home - never mind that the ones living with him smell it for hours....By the way, did you consider that throwing your poop out of the window might have hit someone Else with a title? Just a thought...
cant say that i've done anything like that. thatwould be a funny site seeing 2 guys just standing there getting hit with poop
Hahaha. Too funny. I'm seriously laughing right now.I can't believe you did that. I can only imagine what the poor people walking along Park Ave. thought. This is one double standard that I really don't understand, but whatever, I guess. I think I would have had to suck it up on that one and be like, 'umm...the toliet won't flush' :P
You know that potty-training book "Everybody Poops"? I feel like everyone should read that book every now and then. Pooping is something every living creature has to do in order to survive, and yeah, it's stinky, but it's a fact of life.I totally understand poop-embarrassment in the presence of a new cute prospect, but for relationships, forget about it. $16.99 for a poop-disguising product? If my boyfriend can't accept the fact that I poop, then I'm not sure I could entirely be myself around him.
LOL. That story is so funny. This product should be freely available in public restrooms to save unsuspecting victims when they walk into THAT stall.
this items sounds great, the story was funny, i'm going to look for it
My friend introduced my to a product similar to this when we went on a girl cruise together. You know how tight those rooms, especially the bathrooms are. There is no room for stinkiness on a cruise ship. I cant remember the name of the product we used but it worked great. And our poop did smell like roses, or maybe mojitos
hilarious story! we should not be ashamed of pooping! haha everyone poops! but i do understand not wanting that new guy to smell anything bad coming from us. we should always smell pretty right? that looks like a fantastic product. just a drop and BAM the smell is gone!
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Ewww haha, thanks for the laugh and the article.